August 25, 2022

Kama Review: The latest gift that keeps on giving

Our friends at Adulttoymegastore have recently stocked the infamous Share Satisfaction Kama vibrator, so we decided to try it out. Here are our thoughts on this shiny new toy.

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If you haven’t heard of the new Kama toy by Share Satisfaction, chances are you don’t have access to the internet because this little silicon based, U shaped wonder has been the talk of the self-pleasure town. The Kama is one of the most recent devices to include both vibration and clitoral suction all in one. So, we decided to see what all the fuss was about.

The hands free nature of it allows for what the Share Satisfaction describes as a “powerful, world-changing dual orgasm” – A light review by vibrator standards.

The horse shoe shape is functionally designed to sit inside you, with the vibration pushing against the inner walls while providing pinpoint suction and pulsing on your clitoris. The one size fits all device is Share Satisfactions next aim at improving personal sexual connection.

Key features of the toy include; 

  • Dual stimulation
  • 10 forms of vibration, 10 modes of clitoral stimulation
  • Textured G-spot tip – increases sensation and passion
  • Eco-friendly and USB Rechargeable
  • Material: liquid silicone
  • Waterproof at an IPX7 level – use in the tub or shower and add a whole new dimension of pleasure to your play
  • 5.5 inches insertable length and 4 inches girth at widest point

Our Review

The Kama can only be describes as Gods most well designed horse shoe, if God had been extremely into female pro-masturbation.

On its arrival I couldn’t help but think it was bigger than I had expected. At the widest point it’s only 5 x 4 inches, which is on the smaller side for vibrators. Yet the combination of the shape, the ribbing, and suction cup all at once had me holding it out in front like a dying bird.

Initially I was unsure, despite it’s sleek and beautiful design, there is a lot going on. And if you’re like me, a lover of simple and owner of devices that usually fit that mould, then this toy is in a whole (hole) new ballpark.

Not once in my life have I read instructions for anything as thoroughly as I did the Kama. I’ve signed legally binding documents with more abandon than the 3 pages describing the vibration and suction mechanics of the device. The stakes felt oddly high, like if I made one wrong move the Kama would ghost me and tell its friends I was bad in bed.

After giving it a full twenty minutes to charge (cut short by my own nervous excitement) I dived head first into what can only be described as my vaginas maiden voyage with the Kama. 

The Experience 

The Kama has 10 different forms of vibration and suction, for my experience that is probably about 7 too many.

The first setting of vibration was so intense it felt like I was driving down a street littered with poorly paved potholes. Yet once in proper positioning the shift was intense, it moved to a smooth vibration which went through the vagina walls and up my jaw, slowly into the base of my skull.

On the initial insertion, despite being sexually active, I had never felt more like a virgin in my life.

The nervous fumbling, wondering if it’s positioned right, wondering if the Kama is enjoying itself. The first few minutes were a tense dance between my clitoris and the suction cup, a tango of stubborn passion, yet my partner was a silicone Eco-friendly horse shoe and I was meant to be working from home.

The Kama is also the latest toy with noise cancelling technology. Even on the outside it only submits a low buzzing, and once inside it is almost completely silent. Perfect for those looking to get their rocks off and are unwilling to whip out their Hitachi Wand, one which is rivalled only to a chainsaw in the noise department.

Once I had everything lined up, I attempted to experiment with the different suction levels, controlled by one of the buttons at the front of the Kama. Now this part was a bit tricky, finding the different buttons to click while being eaten out and fucked by this device was like trying to tie your shoe in the dark while high on Acid. 

Eventually I worked my way up, but I found out anything past setting 4 made me feel I was either going to vomit or start yelling in Latin. The setting available with the Kama means it would be great for those who need a little bit extra in the simulation department, level 1 – 10 are very different when it comes to intensity. 

From insertion to finishing was all of about 2 minutes, embarrassing I know. Between the vibration and the suction, the Kama’s victims won’t stand a chance. The aftermath was the first time I’ve had to lie flat on the bed waiting for my heartbeat and breath to return to normal, telling the Kama to go on without me.

As a lie there like a dead manta ray washed up on the beach, the Kama was still buzzing away next to me, seemly mocking me that I was done and it had only just started. 

Final thoughts

I had to use the Kama three times before I could vocalise the experience. After each time I was left with a scrambled brain, flushed face and a sudden desire to pray.

If you’re a vagina owner that can orgasm from penetration and clitoris simulation, then the Kama is about to be your new favourite ride. The design itself is beautiful, eco-friendly, made with the vagina in mind and is easy to use – once you get the hang of it. 

The Kama is definitely up there when it comes to unbeatable devices, the user experience is second to none, and there is no doubt it will become an unmissable item in your line up of toys.

To sum up the Kama, one reviewer on Adulttoymegastore had this to say: 

“Purchased on a whim. Arrived on my doorstep less than 48 hours later. Orgasmed in less than 15 seconds using this toy. Cannot recommend more.”

Merry Christmas, and you’re welcome.