Lovehoney Unveils A.I.ssistant: The Ultimate Digital Wingperson or Just Another Robotic Matchmaker?

Lovehoney, the name synonymous with bedroom bliss and cheeky pleasure, has just made a bold leap into the digital age. Say hello to the Lovehoney A.I.ssistant—the brand’s latest brainchild that’s set to revolutionize sexual wellness advice. But before you let your curiosity run wild, let’s dive into whether this new AI guru is the savvy sidekick you’ve been waiting for or just another virtual flirtation.

For those who’ve been living under a rock or, more aptly, in a romance-novel-induced haze, Lovehoney has long been the go-to for all things sexy. From tantalizing toys to sultry lingerie, their collection is like a treasure chest for grown-ups. Their new Lovehoney A.I.ssistant is the latest sparkle in their crown, and it’s bringing artificial intelligence to the bedpost.

The Lovehoney A.I.ssistant promises to offer personalized sexual wellness advice with all the charm of a chatbot that’s been binging on romance novels. It’s built on impressive tech, drawing from over 20 years of sexual wisdom, user research, and a dash of Elizabeth Neumann’s expert touch. With AI powers akin to those of a well-read friend who’s never awkward in bed (pun intended), it’s designed to answer your deepest, darkest, and most delectable queries.

The backstory? It’s as juicy as a good plot twist. A 2023 Lovehoney study revealed that many folks are learning about sex from less-than-stellar sources like porn and TikTok. Shocking, right? So, in a bid to bring some classy, well-informed guidance to the masses, Lovehoney birthed this A.I.ssistant. And guess what? A recent study shows a third of people are cool with discussing intimate matters with an AI—an upgrade from the days of dodgy advice from well-meaning friends.

In practice, the Lovehoney A.I.ssistant starts with a few starter questions to get the ball rolling. It’s like having a digital wingperson who’s more interested in your pleasure than your latest Instagram post. You can shoot it questions about sex, pleasure, and products, and it will dish out advice with a side of discretion. But here’s the kicker—it’s still in BETA. So, while it’s promising, it’s a bit like dating someone with a lot of potential but who still leaves their dirty dishes in the sink.

Having taken the A.I.ssistant for a spin, I found the advice to be a bit like a diet soda—sweet but somewhat lacking in substance. It felt more like a helpful customer service rep than a groundbreaking AI. Sure, it’s handy for product recommendations, but it might not replace those in-depth guides you can find on Lovehoney’s website.

Compared to other tech-savvy innovations in the bedroom industry—like Lovense’s AI-enhanced toys and the Apple Vision Pro hookups—the Lovehoney A.I.ssistant feels like it’s still learning how to take its place on the digital dance floor.

So, is AI set to dominate the sexual wellness realm? It’s definitely making its moves, but how it performs will depend on how well it can combine tech smarts with real intimacy. For now, you can give the Lovehoney A.I.ssistant a whirl for free on their site and see if it’s the digital companion you’ve been dreaming of. And hey, if nothing else, it’s a conversation starter that might make your next dinner party a bit more interesting.